10 Funny Stress Quotes That Everyone Can Relate To

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A little laughter can go a long way. With stress and anxiety levels at all-time highs, it is no wonder stress relief is a booming trend. Seeing the lighter side of things can be an instant mood booster. One of my favorite ways to do this is to find funny stress relief quotes that frame my feelings into words. This helps me identify what is stressing me out without bringing me down. So, here are 10 of my favorites Funny Stress QuotesLinks to an external site. that will make you laugh and brighten your day!

10 Funny Stress Quotes


  1. “If each day is a gift, I would love to know where I can return my Mondays.” – John Wagner
  2. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”— Pearl Bailey
  3. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”— Drew Carey
  4. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
  5. “Thank you, 2:30 in the morning, for always being the first sign that tomorrow’s gonna suck.” – Jimmy Fallon
  6. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Noel Coward
  7. “Don’t worry, better days are coming and they are called Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays .”  -Anonymous
  8. “If stress helps burn calories as they claim, I would have been a supermodel by now.” -Unknown
  9. “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” – Henry Kissinger
  10. “If you work faithfully for 8 hours every day, you may one day become the boss and start working 12 hours everyday.”  - Robert Frost

Wrap up

There are a ton of proven ways to reduce stress and anxiety. And these proven methods will not break the bank either. One way to do this is laughing. I am talking about full-on, it almost hurts laughter.  Because one of the best stress and anxiety relievers is cracking up.  That’s why a quick list of funny stress quotes is a helpful tool!

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